Post by Darth Mere on Aug 15, 2008 15:53:48 GMT -7
Mere is extremely sensitive about his hair, because he thinks it looks great, and he doesn't except no for an answer. One day, he met a Mandolorian. Now, his mission was to protect this Mandolorian as he raided some fort or another. Before they even began the mission, they had a slight disscussion. This is it!
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Drako the Mando stared at Darth Mere skeptically. "Alright pretty boy, they sent you to help me out?"
Darth Mere scowled and let this one go for the sake of his mission, "My name is Darth Mere, and I'm a Sith, so show some respect or you might end up dead."
"Right, well, I'm not going to work with someone like you, or even continue this conversation with someone like you." He replied.
"Oh? And what's wrong with me?"
He looked him over and said, "You dress like a stupid pretty boy, and your hair-do is ridiculous."
"No...Its not." He replied. "And you really shouldn't say that. It could get you into some pretty bad situations."
The man scoffed and shouted, "Your hair-do *IS* ridiculous! And you act like you rule the world."
Darth Mere shouted, "I have dominance over your life, at any moment and whim I could take it away. So, in your case, I rule the world. Also, your walking on a very thin line, people do not live to insult the Sith a second time."
"That's a load of bull, you see, I know you, the Sith are simply another set of Alliance puppets, pull the strings and they retract their murderous hands. Your not allowed to kill me, pretty boy, and your stupid pony-tail makes you look like a girl."
Darth Mere stomped the floor again, "We Sith are not puppets, and if you say that again, I'll kill you."
"Your pony-tail makes you look like a girl." He replied, matter of factly.
Darth Mere calmed down then and asked, "How should I kill you?" He turned and saw a little boy running by with a squirt gun. He used the force to take the toy from his hand, and then flipped the Mando's helmet off, kicking him onto the ground and subduing him. "I'll drown you..." He muttered sticking the tip of the toy up the Mando's nose and squirting multiple shots of water. The Mandolorian began to convulse on the ground as the water went into his diaphragm. Darth Mere laughed and stood up, beginning to walk away. The crowds of people who had heard their conversation looked at the dying man, unable to do anything, and if they tried to help, he'd kill them too.
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Now, there are very few people in the galaxies who haven't heard of his extreme skill in the killing arts. All know him by his Water Gun murders.
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Drako the Mando stared at Darth Mere skeptically. "Alright pretty boy, they sent you to help me out?"
Darth Mere scowled and let this one go for the sake of his mission, "My name is Darth Mere, and I'm a Sith, so show some respect or you might end up dead."
"Right, well, I'm not going to work with someone like you, or even continue this conversation with someone like you." He replied.
"Oh? And what's wrong with me?"
He looked him over and said, "You dress like a stupid pretty boy, and your hair-do is ridiculous."
"No...Its not." He replied. "And you really shouldn't say that. It could get you into some pretty bad situations."
The man scoffed and shouted, "Your hair-do *IS* ridiculous! And you act like you rule the world."
Darth Mere shouted, "I have dominance over your life, at any moment and whim I could take it away. So, in your case, I rule the world. Also, your walking on a very thin line, people do not live to insult the Sith a second time."
"That's a load of bull, you see, I know you, the Sith are simply another set of Alliance puppets, pull the strings and they retract their murderous hands. Your not allowed to kill me, pretty boy, and your stupid pony-tail makes you look like a girl."
Darth Mere stomped the floor again, "We Sith are not puppets, and if you say that again, I'll kill you."
"Your pony-tail makes you look like a girl." He replied, matter of factly.
Darth Mere calmed down then and asked, "How should I kill you?" He turned and saw a little boy running by with a squirt gun. He used the force to take the toy from his hand, and then flipped the Mando's helmet off, kicking him onto the ground and subduing him. "I'll drown you..." He muttered sticking the tip of the toy up the Mando's nose and squirting multiple shots of water. The Mandolorian began to convulse on the ground as the water went into his diaphragm. Darth Mere laughed and stood up, beginning to walk away. The crowds of people who had heard their conversation looked at the dying man, unable to do anything, and if they tried to help, he'd kill them too.
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Now, there are very few people in the galaxies who haven't heard of his extreme skill in the killing arts. All know him by his Water Gun murders.